As a bartender, I've seen it all. From the classic martinis to the trendy fruity drinks, I've mixed them all. But there is one category of cocktails that always catches my attention – the dirty named ones.
These are the drinks that are often named after a person's anatomy or a suggestive term. And while their names might be a little crass, these drinks are often some of the most creative and delicious cocktails out there.
Now, I know what you're thinking. Why would anyone want to order a drink with a suggestive name? Well, for starters, these cocktails are often made with unique ingredients and flavor combinations that you won't find in your average drink.
They're also a great conversation starter and can add a little bit of fun and excitement to your night out.
But not all dirty named cocktails are created equal. Some are too sweet, too strong, or just downright gross. That's why I've taken it upon myself to try out some of the best dirty named cocktails out there and share my findings with you.
From the classic Sex on the Beach to the lesser-known Slippery Nipple, I'll be giving you the inside scoop on which drinks are worth ordering and which ones to avoid.
So, whether you're looking to try something new or just want to have a good laugh with your friends, keep reading for my top picks for the best dirty named cocktails out there.
1. Naked Lady Cocktail
The Naked Lady Cocktail is a unique and intriguing addition to any cocktail menu. While the name may raise eyebrows, the taste is sure to impress. Made with white rum, sweet vermouth, apricot brandy, and freshly squeezed lemon juice, this cocktail is well-balanced and perfect for sipping before a meal.
The color of the cocktail is reminiscent of a Caucasian woman without her clothes on, but don't let that deter you from giving it a try. The Naked Lady Cocktail is a must-try for anyone looking for a delicious and intriguing cocktail experience.
2. Rum and Coke
Rum and Coke, also known as Dirty Pirate Popsicles, is a refreshing and boozy summer treat that is sure to delight your taste buds. This cocktail is a twist on the classic rum and Coke, with the addition of Kahlua that gives it a unique and delicious flavor.
The recipe is simple and requires only a few ingredients, making it easy to whip up on a hot summer day. To make the perfect Rum and Coke, it is recommended to use Captain Morgan rum and flat Coke. If you're looking for a fun and creative way to enjoy your favorite cocktail, give Rum and Coke a try. It's sure to become a new favorite!
3. Pornstar Martini
The Pornstar Martini is a seductive and zingy cocktail that is sure to excite your taste buds. Made with vanilla vodka, Passoa, lime juice, and passion fruit, this fruity and sweet cocktail is a must-try for anyone looking for a delicious and easy-to-make drink. Served in a very cold martini glass with a shot of prosecco on the side, the Pornstar Martini is perfect for those who love a little bit of luxury in their cocktails.
Whether you slowly pour the prosecco over the top of the passion fruit or take alternate sips of cocktail and prosecco, this drink is sure to impress. So why not give it a try and see for yourself why the Pornstar Martini is one of the UK's favourite cocktails?
4. Dirty Banana
The Dirty Banana is a Caribbean-inspired cocktail that tastes like a milkshake. It's made with rum, Kahlua, coffee liqueur, banana, heavy cream, and a drizzle of chocolate syrup. The drink is blended with ice and topped with whipped cream. It's a fun and refreshing treat that's perfect for a hot summer day.
The name may be silly, but the flavor is unforgettable. Even non-drinkers can enjoy a Not-So-Dirty Banana by skipping the alcohol and adding milk or cold coffee. Overall, the Dirty Banana is a must-try for anyone who loves sweet and creamy cocktails.
5. Dirty Coke Drink
The Dirty Coke Drink is a refreshing and easy-to-make cocktail that is perfect for any summer occasion. This drink is a non-alcoholic version of the classic rum and coke, but you can add rum to give it a punch.
The recipe calls for coconut syrup, which adds a unique tropical flavor to the drink. The half-and-half cream on top of the coke gives it a creamy texture that complements the sweet and tangy flavors of the drink.
6. Dirty Shirley
The Dirty Shirley is a fun and flavorful twist on the classic Shirley Temple mocktail. This cocktail is perfect for those who want to add a little kick to their drink while still enjoying a light and fruity taste. The Dirty Shirley can be made with a variety of ingredients, including grenadine syrup, ginger ale, pomegranate juice, lemon-lime soda, and cherry vodka.
For an extra flavor punch, you can even use ginger beer instead of ginger ale. The cocktail is typically garnished with a skewer of orange slices and maraschino cherries. If you're looking for a refreshing and easy-to-make cocktail for your next gathering, the Dirty Shirley is definitely worth a try.
7. Dirty Martini
The Dirty Martini is a classic and sophisticated cocktail that is perfect for those who love a little bit of saltiness in their drinks. It is made using either gin or vodka, vermouth, and olive brine, which gives it its signature "dirty" flavor and color.
The cocktail is best served in a chilled martini glass, with an olive garnish. It's a great drink to enjoy on a night out with friends or to sip on while relaxing at home.
8. Blow Job Shot
The Blow Job Shot is a classic cocktail from the late 80s and early 90s era of dirty-named cocktails. It's a creamy and smooth shooter that's perfect for having fun with friends at the bar. The cocktail is made with amaretto, Irish cream liqueur, and whipped cream, and traditionally consumed hands-free.
While it may not be something you want to order in front of your mother-in-law, it's sure to be a crowd-pleaser among friends. So, next time you're looking for a fun and delicious drink, give the Blow Job Shot a try.
9. Corpse Reviver Cocktail
The Corpse Reviver Cocktail is a classic gin sour cocktail that's tart and zingy from lemon juice and orange liqueur, with a hint of licorice on the finish. The addition of dry vermouth or Lillet Blanc and absinthe makes it unique and gives it a bit of a history.
The name may sound scary, but there's nothing ghoulish about this drink. In fact, it's damn good and a must-try for cocktail lovers. It's perfect for sipping as a classy upscale cocktail that's zingy and unique. If you're looking for a drink that's both classic and unique, the Corpse Reviver Cocktail is the way to go.
10. Iced Lavender Dirty Chai Latte
The Iced Lavender Dirty Chai Latte is a unique and refreshing twist on the classic dirty chai latte. With the addition of lavender syrup, this cocktail offers a sweet and floral flavor that perfectly complements the chai and coffee.
The shot of espresso adds an extra kick that will give you the energy boost you need to power through the day. Whether you prefer it hot or iced, this cocktail is sure to satisfy your cravings and leave you feeling invigorated. Don't miss out on this delicious and innovative cocktail recipe!